Reality TV Moments

A pretty inclusive list of the Top Moments in Reality TV by CNN.com.

It's got a few holes and a few uninteresting items, but all in all, it's a good list.

Roast of Trump Highlight

I watched the Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump last night (while enjoying a fierce bottle of wine, 2008 Caymus Special Selection) and I was thoroughly entertained. The comedians were hilarious, and The Donald really took it well.

The best part of the roast, however, was The Situation. He completely bombed. I mean, I'm not the world's best public speaker by any means, and often I think I am funnier than I really am. But this guy blew it!!!

Check it out!

It gives me a serious case of enza. Enza is when you feel embarrassment for others.

What will they think of next???

The JakPack. Perfect for failing marriages, sleeping under bridges, or hanging out "at the game or a sporting event."

I need one.

This is legitimately funny.

And kind of mind-boggling.

The year is 1994. The hosts on The Today Show don't know what "@" means, or what the internet is.

In 1994, I was in 4th grade. I played Oregon Trail during indoor recess on the two-tone screen of some obscure Apple computer. All I wanted was to safely cross the river. I wasn't thinking about internets, emails, blogs, live feeds, or whatever.

So crazy to think how far technology has come in 16 years.

Hand Models are nuts.

Especially this one who basically tells Katie Couric that her hands are ugly and stupid.

People Are Amazing pt. 1284

No words.

Via DListed.

Just give her the Emmy or the Oscar, whichever comes first.

I know, I know...

It's been a while. I've been busy, OK? I'm moving to California tomorrow to jump-start my new career as a restaurant manager, so give me some slack.

Uhhhh if you're like me and didn't get a chance to watch Saturday Night Live this past weekend, please CLICK HERE and watch it! The incomparable Betty White hosted, and some of the funniest women ever (Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Molly Shannon, Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, and Ana Gasteyer) co-starred... In a word, it's unreal.

Please find 46 minutes to watch this! Betty White was incredible, yes, but the other special guests were awesome, too!

There. Are. No. Words.

I lied. There are plenty of words to describe this performance of Gaga's "Bad Romance" on the Finnish TV show "Battle of the Choirs."

Incredible, horrifying, musical, beautiful, moving, special, fierce. Those are a few.

Please watch this video!!! Via DListed.

PS--Finland has a TV show called "Battle of the Choirs"????????

Good LORD!

Christiano Ronaldo is hot. Duh.

Check out his new pics for Emporio Armani underwear at kennethinthe212. Not bad, not bad at all.

How to drive your waiter crazy

Finally, a credible source (CNN.com) has explained to the masses just what it can be like for those of us in the foodservice industry. Everyone who eats out at a restaurant should read this article!!!

Telephone

I have never in my wildest dreams imagined a video quite like this one. Lady Gaga & Beyonce's Telephone. The strangest, wildest, most far-out nine minutes and 33 seconds of my day. Nay, my life.

Butch lesbians. Prison. Yellow hair. Dancing, cooking gays. Wonder Woman. "Let's Make A Sandwich." Costumes. Pussy Wagon. Diners. Hair shaped like a phone. Jai Rodriguez. Choreography.

Please check it out in HD, it's totally worth the wait for it to load.