Telephone

I have never in my wildest dreams imagined a video quite like this one. Lady Gaga & Beyonce's Telephone. The strangest, wildest, most far-out nine minutes and 33 seconds of my day. Nay, my life.

Butch lesbians. Prison. Yellow hair. Dancing, cooking gays. Wonder Woman. "Let's Make A Sandwich." Costumes. Pussy Wagon. Diners. Hair shaped like a phone. Jai Rodriguez. Choreography.

Please check it out in HD, it's totally worth the wait for it to load.

Another reason why IKEA is fierce.

The most recent IKEA catalogue and ad campaign is showcasing what it means to be a family in this day and age, complete with same-sex couples.  The slogan is this: "Family life is changing...  Welcome to the new era."

After the release of the catalogue, a group of Catholic activists (dare I say extremists?) began a letter-writing campaign to protest the inclusion of a homosexual couple in the company's publications.  In a quick, skillful, well-worded, and applaudable response, IKEA had this to say: "Homosexuality is one of the essential elements of living in contemporary society."

Congrats to IKEA for standing up for the truth and what they believe in.

Love is in the air. At least for the Hollywood gays.

Perez is exclusively reporting that Kyle XY star and past Crush of the Day Matt Dallas is dating Mean Girls' Aaron Samuels, known in real life as Jonathan Bennett.  The couple has apparently been together for a while and are quite happy.

There's really no cultural relevance to this story.  It just makes me think that I'll be cold and lonely for the rest of my life...  

Yet, at the same time, it gives me hope; let's face it, Aaron Samuels really isn't that good of a catch.  I mean, his face is a little beat up, if you ask me.