What a glamorous wedding!

If you know me, you know that it isn't one of my life ambitions to get married. I don't know, I just think the whole thing is a little archaic for the lifestyle that I lead... Maybe I'll change my mind in a few years when I finally meet the man of my dreams (who lives in the same city as I do), and if that's the case, then I have a feeling our wedding will take a lot of inspiration from the one pictured below.

Stunning, right? Via DListed via Insight News.

Who let this happen?

And so close to me???

Denise Richards sang "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at the Cubs game today.  Well, "sang" might not really be the best word to describe it, but it was something.

Maybe she was drunk.  I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

Was anyone there to see/hear it live???

Bacon, anyone?

OK, I love bacon.  But this recipe seems like a little too much pork in one place...  It's not fully developed, but one of my food philosophies is that you should never stuff something with itself. AKA never stuff mushrooms with more mushrooms, pork tenderloin with more pork, etc.

Holy Eyebrows, Batman!

Thanks to Michael at D Listed for some fierce pics of ladies and their eyebrows...  Eyebrows aren't necessarily my thing, but if I ever saw some like this, I'd have to reconsider.

Ha.

Aretha 4 Obama (a hot mess)

Aretha Franklin wore an atrocious hat and sang "My Country 'Tis of Thee" at the inauguration ceremony today.  Sure, it was an emotional song choice and was totally symbolic and all that, but facts are facts, and she did not sound good.

Perez agrees.