Hit It Or Quit It: The Jersey Shore Boys

First of all, if you haven't watched Jersey Shore, you really should check it out. I was skeptical at first, that's true, but after one episode I was hooked. It's amazing! The girls are trashy, the fights are real, the booze is strong, and the guys...well...I don't know if they're hot or not. I mean, they're all total scumbags, really, and they're not at all my type, but I still have to ask the age-old question. The boys of Jersey Shore (Pauly D., Mike "The Situation," Ronnie, and Vinny): hit it or quit it?

DJ Pauly D, Mike "The Situation," Ronnie, Vinny

Ronnie. So buff!

Vinny: The Sweetheart

"The Situation" and his abs; Pauly D. and his tatts.

"The Situation" and Pauly D.

Happy Birthday / Hit It or Quit It: Nick Lachey

Today is the 36th birthday of former boybander / former reality TV star / brother of former Dancing With The Stars all-star Drew Lachey / former celebrity Nick Lachey.

Happy Birthday, Nick! But one question remains... Hit it or quit it?

Side note: the picture above is actually one of my favorite celebrity editorial photos... I just like the vibe.

Hit It Or Quit It / Crush of the Day / Jailbait: Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner, one of the many breakout stars from the Twilight movie series, has the body of a God. Seriously. And he's only 17 years old. I'm not sure if it's illegal for me to ask this (I hope it's not), but...

Taylor Lautner: hit it or quit it? All I'm saying is that I haven't seen abs like that in a long time. Sigh.

In addition, Taylor is HANDS DOWN my crush of the day. He's adorable and I can't wait till he's 18 so I can move to Hollywood and become his BFF/BF. :)

Thanks, Perez, for making my jaw drop for a minute and a half when I clicked on your page...

Hit It or Quit It: Aaron Carter

Dancing With The Stars is back for a ninth season, and the male "stars" danced two dances each tonight. A few were good, a few were horrible, and the rest were mediocre. The first contestant tonight was Aaron Carter, brother of former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. First of all, I think Aaron Carter is as gay as Christmas. Second of all, I can't decide if he's hot or not. I need some feedback.

So, here we go... Aaron Carter: Hit It or Quit It?

New Feature: Hit It or Quit It

So, at Bandera, we play this game called "Hit It or Quit It." It's where you find someone in the restaurant that may or may not be hot, and ask the other servers whether they'd hit it or quit it. Pretty simple, right? Other variations include "Hit It or Hit It," "Hot or Illegal," "Hit It or Call Me in Five Years," etc.

So, here we go. A new feature on my blog!

Hit It or Quit It: Wilmer Valderrama.

New pics from a vacation in some tropical location...

My answer: ehhhh, hit it, then speak some Spanish.