You know what I like best about my friends? They'd never strap me down to my bed when I'm passed out from drinking a few too many Ketel gimlets and Miller Lites, nor would they outline the shape of my peacefully sleeping body with beer bottles while crashing on a floor after a frat party. They just have more class than that, and, frankly so do I.
Unfortunately for some people, they just don't have friends as great as mine. Or the self-control to prevent such embarrassing situations from ever coming up.
idk i might do that to you, if you were making a real big fool out of yourself.
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